in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining control and shit part cuz I heard that was pretty lame.
yo could you keep it down some of us are trying to work here
in a minute
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
Santa is such a scumbag, he works one day a year and spends the other days judging you
I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
plot twist: your crush likes you too
when your parents start to lecture you about something for the 900000 time
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
Looking good Chris Mears!
That mini heart attack when you are in twitter and then there’s a notification saying “new tweet from @TomDaley1994” and you thought it was a tweet for you lolololol 😭😭😭😭
he’s like “u can’t touch this”
i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower
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